The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is warning folks not to eat raw oysters that were fished out of the water between January 16, 2023, and February 17, 2023 and then shipped from Baynes Sound, British Columbia.

If you so happen to have any raw oysters that came from Baynes Sound, British Columbia, then look on the package and throw away any raw oysters with any of the following numbers on the package: #0278744, #0278742, #0278741, #0278740, #1414396, #0319716, #1414456, #1414457, #1400483, #1411206, #1407063, #1408485, #0278739, #0278737, #1403139, #0278734, #1411153, and #1411195.

According to the FDA, raw oysters that are packaged in packages with one of those numbers and have been shipped from Baynes Sound, British Columbia, are fill with the Norovirus.

And anybody who knows anything about the Norovirus knows that within 12 to 48 hours after getting it, it does quite a number on you.

The Norovirus has you sweating buckets of water, drooling like a rabid dog, and feeling too weak to move your bones. Then there’s the pain. Oh boy! The pain you feel is so bad that it’s like every inch of your body is being stuck by needles.

There you are lying down in bed, clinching your teeth and the sheets as beads of sweat roll down your forehead. As you’re lying down in bed with all of that pain seething throughout your body, you feel something churning in your stomach and something trying to escape your throat.

You don’t want to get up because every little movement makes you feel like a knife is cutting you from the inside. So you lay there, hoping the bubbles will go away. But, they don’t. The oh-oh feeling comes and catapults you out of the bed! From the bed to the toilet you go! The brown is going down and the pink, red, greens, and yellows are flying in the air. Eww! What a mess that norovirus have you making!

In order to avoid the mess that the Norovirus will have you making, you need to avoid eating any seafood from Baynes Sound, British Columbia. You also need to avoid eating raw oysters all together.

You see, folks, the thing about the Norovirus is that it doesn’t have a nasty smell or an ugly face letting you know that it’s there. In other words, any food that the Norovirus is vacationing in smells and looks normal. Therefore, in order to avoid that Norovirus devil, make sure you don’t eat any seafood coming from Baynes Sound, British Columbia.

Also, cook your food all the way through. Wash your hands and don’t touch any counters, door knobs, knives, spoons, forks, plates or anything after handling food that is raw.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So if you want to keep that Norovirus devil away, stay clean and don’t eat raw oysters that have been shipped from Baynes Sound, British Columbia, with any of the following package numbers: #0278744, #0278742, #0278741, #0278740, #1414396, #0319716, #1414456, #1414457, #1400483, #1411206, #1407063, #1408485, #0278739, #0278737, #1403139, #0278734, #1411153, and #1411195.

And oh yeah, before I forget, if you so happen to go out to eat, ask the folks at the restaurant if they have any raw oysters that came from Baynes Sound, British Columbia! If they say yes, then leave!

Norovirus is bad for your health, mm-kay!